The weeks after the day after.

Okay, so the heir to a decaying central European empire has been shot, for reasons you're only vaguely aware of, in a town you've never heard of, in the Balkans where they're always having minor wars. With luck, the Irish won't rebel this year, so there's no reason to disrupt your summer. Head off to the beach. If the weather's really nice, take your hat off, but under no circumstances remove your tweed jacket, tie or calf-length boots.
If anything of note happens, I'll be back to let you know.